Uncle Bill! where are you?

Tick tock tick tock - here we sit waiting on the daily press release from our crazy Uncle Bill Donohue over at the Catholic League. We eagerly await our dose of conspiracy laced Catholicism, with witty antidotes about Mel Gibson's drinking habits, how Jews and Catholics are holding hands, and how God forbid, if nobody else is to blame - then it is all John Kerry's fault. Could it be that Uncle Bill is just too weary after a long War on Christmas? Or maybe it is as simple that Uncle Bill has discovered his diversity gene and is opening a Madrassa in Manhattan.