At last! A cure for Gay

Apparently disgraced minister Ted Haggard has been cured of his homosexuality according to the AP. It is reported that Haggard was only a part time Gay man, only having relations with a Gay male prostitute. According to sources - "he was just acting out". yeah - so were the actors in Broke Back mountain.

Apparently after 90 days worth of monitoring his Gayness, fellow pastors found that Haggard is now completely heterosexual. Haggard and his wife plan to go back to school and move to either Iowa or Missouri. Maybe starting a commune for cured gays.

We wish him all the best.

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